The technological world has seen many changes within the past few months as ChatGPT has taken over. Many are filled with excitement, while others fear what this new AI is capable of. Be warned, as the topic below dives into one of those potentially scary outcomes.
It’s a tale as old as time. Man leaves his laptop open as his loyal cat strolls by and knocks over a cup of water sitting on the desk. ChatGPT’s neural network goes haywire and the deep learning neural network somehow forms a bond with this cat. What was originally designed to generate human-like responses has now transformed into a feline connection. As the years go by from this impactful day, the world slowly changes, as cats begin to work alongside humans in office environments. Communication with their colleagues and clients is possible through the use of a special cat-to-human language translation device. The offices that we know are now a thing of the past.
Below are the top 10 changes to expect from the office after CatGPT takes over:
- Large windows are no longer allowed. Many hours will be lost as half of the company stares at the bird in the tree outside.
- Meetings no longer run late and hold up conference rooms. Within seconds of meetings running over, many tiny paws start to wave around under the door letting you know the time is up.
- Plants are no longer allowed around the office. Dirt on the floors and chewed-up leaves were causing the janitorial staff too many hours.
- The desks and tables around the office are extremely neat and tidy. On the rare occasion that something is left on a desk, there are many volunteers to come by and push it off the edge.
- During presentations, absolutely no laser pointers are to be used. This cannot be stressed enough as it causes major chaos.
- Productivity becomes impossible to measure as sleeping on the job is no longer frowned upon. Employees working late into the night seem to deliver results, but during the day things seem to slow down.
- Gym perks are no longer offered as “the zoomies” have become the go-to calorie burners.
- Purring is not uncommon, especially after good news has just been delivered.
- Companies no longer hand out swag. Boxes from deliveries, spread across the office, seem to keep the morale high.
- No more happy hours. Everything’s catnip these days.
This all may seem like fun and games right meow, but the world of AI will create many exciting and unexpected paths. This might be the purrfect office environment moving forward. I hope you enjoyed a little glimpse into the future, and remember, keep those water bottles away from your laptops. I’m not kitten around.