Cookie Policy

Welcome to the Cookies Page!

We know you love cookies just as much as the next person, but we have a little secret to share with you… our website doesn’t actually use cookies!

That’s right, no crumbly bits of deliciousness to be found here. Instead, we offer something even sweeter: a website that respects your privacy and doesn’t track your every move online.

So why have a cookies page at all, you might ask? Well, it’s all part of the joke, of course! We like to have a little fun, and we figured this was a great opportunity to do just that.

So go ahead, take a look around our site, and enjoy the fact that you can indulge in as many virtual cookies as you want without the added calories. We promise, you won’t regret it! In conclusion, this website may be devoid of actual cookies, but it’s overflowing with good humor and privacy-focused design. Thanks for stopping by, and enjoy your cookie-free browsing experience!